The cancer I have, so the test results say,
requires interventions whose side effects may
include inconveniences such, inter alia,
as shrinking of genitals, erectile failure,
incontinence (single or possibly double).

Pandora has opened her jar full of trouble.
I tell her, ‘A shorter male member is worth
a longer allowance of years on the earth
in which still to live, love and strive to be happy
while wearing — no shame — a disposable nappy.’